I'll Never Sleep Again
There's this random pipe running from the ceiling in my bedroom down to the floor, and it's right next to my bed. So I was just sitting here, calmly reading a magazine, when I glanced to my right and saw the BIGGEST most DISGUSTING at least 2-inch long centipede thing run down the pipe. I don't know where it came from, and I have no idea where it went.
I think I may sleep on the futon in the living room tonight.